I'm so sorry it had to be like this. After all, you mean so much to me – you were my first. I remember the first time you drove me to a mindblowing gelatogasm.... And sure you're small, but it's not the size that counts; it's how you use it. We've had fun.
But today I had an encounter with the Medio (is that what it's called? I'm in such delerium I have no sense of spelling). Four flavors! It satisfied me like you never could. I'm going to find it difficult to go back. Please understand.